ELEPHANT SEX

Now that is a very disturbing picture. The woman on the elephant looks petrified. I wonder if shes shocked of the elephants large size (and I don't mean his body) or because she could potentially fall off. What would you do if you were riding an elephant and it just started banging. I would have a similar reaction to the guy on the male elephant. Look at the face of the female elephant. I am assuming thats a female elephant and not two gay elephants..but who knows...She is loving every second of this. Enough about elephant sex...Until next time....enjoy!

WHY I LOVE SURFING

Alana Blanchard has to be the best looking surfer there is. Let's make surfing a major sport, so we can have more girls like this around!

NICE SHIRT

BOUNCING BETTY NEEDS THIS SHIRT.

PERKINS EJECTED!

No wonder why I hate the NBA... the rules are ridiculous. Why was Kendrick Perkins ejected. How the hell was that a technical foul?! Watch an NBA game and show me a player who doesn't complain after a call....That Ref should not ref a game for the rest of these playoffs...LETS GO CELTICS...you got this second half....

VOMIT ASSAULT

A Philadelphia fan admitted to deliberately vomiting on another fan and his 11 year old daughter. What is wrong with Philadelphia fans? They laugh at opposing players that get seriously hurt (Michael Irvin), they boo Santa Claus at Christmas, they have cops who tase fans that run onto the field and now they have fans who puke on people for fun. I have been to many games, and yes, I do think its fun to get into arguments with other fans. But Puking on a fan just seems stupid. Dont go to a game and get arrested due to vomit assault.To top it all off, he didn't even appologize...Damn that team, that city and their fans...

Tampa Bay's Sean Rodriguez Attacked By Sting Ray

Not only did Tampa Bay lose a series to the Redsox, but now their players are being attacked by their own team name. Makes me wonder what other teams should worry. Johnny Damon watch out! You may be attacked by a Tiger. Watch out Kelly Johnson, A Diamondback is behind you... Thats why I like the Sox, they have nothing to worry about...I don't think there are many people who have been attacked by a Red Sock.

HOW OLD IS THIS GIRL? (The blonde one)

Please, somebody, tell me how old this blonde girl is! She is dancing like a stripper, has tits bigger than most girls I know but her face looks like she might be 13. Not to mention her friend looks like she might be 6. Please leave comments and tell me how old you think this girl is.

CHICKS, DICKS AND CHAT ROULETTE

Ok, I know I am behind the times with this, but Chat Roulette has got to be one of the weirdest and freakiest websites ever. Today, has been a very eventful day for myself. Chat Roulette has introduced me to some very, very strange people. I saw a man doing coke. I believe it was coke, because it looked something like this

Then again, Who knows, it could have been cookie dough I guess, who am I to judge? I proceded in my roulette journeys and saw way too many penises for any straight man. In fact, I probably saw way too many penises for any homosexual man. It makes me wonder what the hell these guys are thinking. Am I missing something? What is fun about sitting in front of a computer screen, and masturbating to millions of random people throughout the world? The day anyone sees me doing this on chat roulette will be the day that I asked to be killed. So for all you who do spank your meat on chat roulette, I am kindly asking you to please explain how you wake up in the morning and think to yourself, "Today, I am going to masturbate to random people via video camera!" In the 21 years of my life, that thought has never crossed my mind. Today, I also saw many females naked. I realize that any straight guy should not complain about this but honestly, why are girls just standing in front of a camera naked? Especially the ones that looked decent. Girls, you could probably go stand in any of your friends rooms like that and they would be more than happy to give you pleasure...Then again, if your standing in front of a camera naked on chat roulette, I am assuming you do not have many friends. I also see kids who looked to be no more than 12-15 years old. Do parents no longer exist in this world? "Daddy, how come I am starting to get a weird sensation in my Pee Pee when I am around girls?" "Well son, you are growing up! Watch these men on chat roulette to see how to lose that sensation" It scares me to think this type of conversation actually happens between families. Parents, I am begging you, please don't let your young children use this site! I met a group of German girls today. They were all about talking to me (can you blame them) until I said I was American. Well... their loss. I met a Japanese girl who had to look up in a book where the United States was. That seems kind of crazy. What do they teach you over there when you learn about Pearl Harbor? Do you know what country you assholes fucked with? Other than her lack of knowledge, she seemed very nice. I also met another girl who seemed very nice. Tatoos all over her body, a pierced nose and many other piercings all over her body but she had clothes on at least. I told her my name was George. Turns out she has a cat named George. I wonder if my name was Randy, she would have a cat named Randy? Anyway, Chat Roulette is a very strange website. Until next time....

AMAZING POLE DANCING

What I would do to be any one of those three poles. This girl is amazing. How does someone move their body like that? I have trouble walking up and down my stairs without getting tired. I feel as though a girl with her talent could probably be doing something else with her life, then dancing on a stage and putting on the internet. Even Stripping would be good, at least she'd be making alot of money. Although, I guarentee she is doing better than me.
Other than sitting on a chair watching a random girl dance on three poles, I am also watching the Red Sox. Beltre made two great plays tonight! Apparently I am better in bed then i give myself credit for. The pitchers don't like to allow hits anymore either. Near No Hitter, then Wakefields performance, now Lester only allowed one hit. Run Prevention at its Finest! All of a sudden Theo isn't looking so stupid. On another note, it is about time the Sox got rid of Scott Atchinson. He just looks like he sucks, and he looks like any typical 50 year old father



I am pretty sure Ellsbury hated him too, thats why he faked an injury to allow Darnell McDonald to stay on the team. Thats just my theory.

Hello

Hey all, my name is Greg Lowe, however; in a few years when I am rich and famous, many of you will know me as G-LOWE. I see all these famous people out there and it really bugs me. Why are they famous? Musical artists are no longer talented. They simply play with your mind causing you to believe what they are producing is good. We are at the point where we add a funky beat, and thats all you need to succeed in the music industry. No longer do you have to have any real talent. The NBA is full of a bunch of overpaid cry babies. The news is the most depressing thing to watch ever, unless that is you have this sick liking for death and violence.
It is time we all start to discover the fun things in life. The goofy side of life that can make everyone laugh. Death and violence happens, but so does happiness.
My real passion is sports. Celtics, Red Sox and yes, unfortunately the (choke, choke) bruins. I say it in this order because as many of you may not know, the MLB season is actually still happening. There are teams that are playing. My lack of interest comes from two things. The Celtics playoff run and the fact that the Red Sox are behind the Toronto Blue Jays in the AL East. I can take the Rays and Yankees, but to be behind the Blue Jays, I'd rather watch the most boring video ever over and over again, then a Boston Red Sox baseball game.

The Most Boring Video Ever - Funny video clips are a click away

If Adrian Beltre is amazing at fielding, then I am amazing in Bed (Believe me, I AM NOT). The Red Sox are like my life, the potential is there, but the effort is not. Anyway, I hope you enjoyed this first post and please continue to read. You will soon learn of my musical "abilities" and you can all help me become the next Lady GaGa (That song Alejandro is the strangest song I have ever heard. Does she want to have sex with Alejandro, Fernando or Roberto?) Until my next post, Peace Out my fellow friends.